"Breakfast of Champions" Heavyweight Hoodie
GOY SLOP: BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.
A premium, multi-placement double-sided hoodie featuring a 360-degree breakdown of your favorite morning ritual. Complete with front, back, and full sleeve graphics tracking the entire industrial supply chain.
• Front: High-vibrancy, non-nutritive cereal box layout.
• Back: Full batch specifications, ingredient breakdown, and behavioral matrix maze.
• Sleeves: Symmetrical "Nutrition Info" and regulatory text placement.
• Build: Structured, thick-cut white ring-spun cotton.
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: Unearned dopamine spikes, self-righteousness, uncontrollable scrolling, and complete compliance.
Mechanically separated. 100% Certified. Enjoy, Goy!
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More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: BuySlop
- Email: contact@support.buyslop.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Breakfast of Champions" Heavyweight Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|