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Administrative friction at checkout has been eliminated. All international courier charges have been neutralized across the entire inventory matrix.
Administrative friction at checkout has been eliminated. All international courier charges have been neutralized across the entire inventory matrix.
Administrative friction at checkout has been eliminated. All international courier charges have been neutralized across the entire inventory matrix.
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Breakfast of Champions Hoodie

₹65,205.31 ₹5,873.37
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GOY SLOP: BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.

A premium, multi-placement double-sided hoodie featuring a 360-degree breakdown of your favorite morning ritual. Complete with front, back, and full sleeve graphics tracking the entire industrial supply chain.

• Front: High-vibrancy, non-nutritive cereal box layout.
• Back: Full batch specifications, ingredient breakdown, and behavioral matrix maze.
• Sleeves: Symmetrical "Nutrition Info" and regulatory text placement.
• Build: Structured, thick-cut white ring-spun cotton.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: Unearned dopamine spikes, self-righteousness, uncontrollable scrolling, and complete compliance. 

Mechanically separated 100% Certified Slop Enjoy, Goy!

BUYSLOP

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More details

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Breakfast of Champions Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

 

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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