Registered ®Word ™

£512.68 £19.24
A masterclass in luxury textile branding.
We took the pinnacle of bureaucratic legal protection—the Registered Trademark symbol—and combined it with the internet’s favorite forbidden adverb.

It's got a big circle. It's got the letters. It's got the little TM up there so people know you mean business. If anyone asks you what it means, tell them it's a subsidiary of a major multinational tech conglomerate. Feed the machine. Buy the shirt.

  • Material: 100% Unregulated Post-Consumer Slop.
  • Fit: Boxy, corporate, soul-crushing.
  • Aura: Drrrrrrrrrrrr *drool*

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.