"Breakfast of Champions" Heavyweight Hoodie

4.458,24 kr. 368,17 kr. DKK

GOY SLOP: BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.

A premium, multi-placement double-sided hoodie featuring a 360-degree breakdown of your favorite morning ritual. Complete with front, back, and full sleeve graphics tracking the entire industrial supply chain.

• Front: High-vibrancy, non-nutritive cereal box layout.
• Back: Full batch specifications, ingredient breakdown, and behavioral matrix maze.
• Sleeves: Symmetrical "Nutrition Info" and regulatory text placement.
• Build: Structured, thick-cut white ring-spun cotton.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: Unearned dopamine spikes, self-righteousness, uncontrollable scrolling, and complete compliance. 

Mechanically separated. 100% Certified. Enjoy, Goy!

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  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.